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ハワイ行きの飛行機での出来事。キチママ『指定席よこせ!』私「は?」スチュワーデス『譲ったれよ』私「はあ?」 → すると…

ハワイ行きの飛行機での出来事。キチママ『指定席よこせ!』私「は?」スチュワーデス『譲ったれよ』私「はあ?」 → すると…
2018/05/17 UPDATE
 
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ハワイ行きの飛行機での出来事。キチママ『指定席よこせ!』私「は?」スチュワーデス『譲ったれよ』私「はあ?」 → すると…

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友達とハワイに行った時、

少々お金を出して

「当日乗る飛行機の座席表を見て、

席を指定できる」

オプションをつけた。

それを親子連れにヨコセヨコセされた。

スッチャーデスにも

譲ったれと言われたので

「私たち、お金払って

座席指定しましたよね?

返金されるんですか?

え、ない?じゃあお断りします」

と言ったら、

ものすごい眼で睨まれた。

バーカ旅行の快適は金で買え。


以降、不運にも

こいつら親子がとりついたみたいで

同じホテルだったがために、

朝ひんぱんに会ってしまい

1.オプションで買っていたリムジンサービスに便乗させろ

2.オプションで買っていた朝食バイキング券ゆずれ

3.英語できないから、自分の代わりに値切れ(これ、街中の露店と

怖ろしいことにヴィトンの前で要求されました。

露店はともかくヴィトンは無理!)

という、

めんどくせーことばっかり

言われました。

キメ台詞は「子供がいると大変なの」。

それがどうした!だからなんだ!

(ここで改ページします)



朝食バイキングなんて、

店までついて来られて

「ふたりぶんしかチケットないですし」

と言ったら

赤ちゃんを押し付けて

「この子に食べさせて」って

言ったからね!

やだよおっかない!

しかもそのバイキング、

朝食700円ぐらいよ?

それで昼メシいらんぐらい

食べれるんだよ?

子供なんて

2ドルぐらいなのにさ。

一瞬「預かって、

食事を与えず管理責任を怠る

ネグレクトだと警察に通報したら

こいつらすげえことになるな」

と思ったのは内緒だ。


リムジンサービスは、

ワイキキ中心に

「日本人がよく行くところ」

を点でつないで

その区域内なら、

どこからでも・どこへでも

タクシーみたいに

リムジンが配車される

っていうサービス。

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バスもあるけど、

超早口の英語を運ちゃんが

バーッと言うだけだし、

タラップはせまくて

荷物のある

日本人観光客には

ホント辛い。

アメリカ人のデブは

バス乗れないんじゃないか

とおもうぐらい。

(ここで改ページします)

出典: 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一律2ドルで、

どこかに往復したら

それだけで4ドルする。

だけどリムジンなら、

1週間30ドルで使い放題。

公衆電話でコールすると、

日本語ネイティブな人が出て

「ガイドブックで見た○○

というお店に行きたい。

今ホテルにいるからお願いします」

というと

15分以内にリムジンが来る。

チップ不要、

日本語あんま通じないけど

コールの人はネイティブだし

そもそも運転手も

あんま英語得意

じゃないっぽいので、

片言同士でけっこう便利w

「いまアラモアナに

いるから一台お願い。

ホテルに荷物置いたら、

そのまま免税店に行きたいので

少し待っててくれませんか?」

みたいなこともおk。

素敵サービスでしょ。

(ここで改ページします)



ただし、

配車を頼んだ時に、

ツアーデスクから

支給されたカードに

記載されているナンバーと

こちらの名前を

言わないといけない。

一人一枚で、

2人なら電話の時に

「123の喪山喪子と

124の喪手内喪美です」

みたいに言わないと

載せてくれない。

(客の取り違えとかあるから当然だけど)

そのカードを、

私たち2人が一枚ずつ

持っているのだから、

一枚よこせと。

もしくは使わない日に使ってやる、

よこせと。


使わない日なんてない。

どう考えてもない。

無理と断ったら、

若造がリムジンなんか

のって生意気だ、

こっちは子供連れて

苦労してるのにって

ぎゃあぎゃあ言われた。


買えばいいじゃん、

3人で90ドルだよ、

あきらかにバスより安いよ

と言ったのに

90ドルという値段に

腰が引けたらしくて

結局買わなかったみたい。

バカみたい。

毎日夫婦で出かけてたら、

どうしたって8ドルはかかるんだし

子供のベビーカーを

連れて荷物をかついでバス停

(遠いんだコレが)まで歩いていくなら

海外で日本語通じる

タクシー乗り放題が

一万円弱なんて

安いものじゃない、ねえ?

(ここで改ページします)



結局その夫婦、

同じツアーの人を見ると

タカりまくってたみたい。

知り合った大学生男子によれば、

パラグライダーのオプションを

頼んでいると知ったら

「あたしたちもやりたいなあ。

子供が喜ぶと思うんだけどなー(チラッ」

と暗に譲れといわれたとか。


「赤ちゃんはたぶん出来ないから

やめといたほうがいいですよ」

と言ったら、舌打ちされたってさ。

っていうかね!

そんな子供ちっちゃいんだから

無理にハワイなんか行かないで

常磐ハワイアンセンターとか

よみうりランドとか、

せいぜい横浜こどもの国とか

行けばいいのに。

コメント

2
  • 1. まとめいく訪問者
    2019-01-12 13:26:28 [通報]
    乙です…
    おんなじ飛行機乗っておんなじホテルって…基地外にもほどほどにって感じですね。私も外国行くとき気をつけよ。
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  • 2. まとめん
    2019-05-24 06:51:30 [通報]
    このスッチーって日本人?
    日本人って、強く出る人の味方につく事多いよね。
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